I went upstairs, and there was a banana sitting in the middle of the table.

I went back down, and scratched my leg, till I realized I had a mosquito bite.

...This is going to haunt me forever, isn't it?

Just to let you know, from now on if you talk to me while I'm in Oregon, you will not longer be contacting me whilst I am outside of the closed library, sitting on the road next to the book return watching Siletz children play baseball. Nor will you be contacting me whilst I am at the front of our driveway sitting on the back of our trailer at ( Read more... )

I keep looking around me. I keep looking around me, trying and more than half the time failing no to smile, because I sat down on a chair in the business building, where when I sat down I swear the only other thing in this group of chairs was one guy a handful of chairs down. A while later, I look up, the guy is gone, and there is a "bill" with ( Read more... )

The jalapeno didn't smell very jalapenoey. So I licked it, just to check.

When I work too long, my brain likes to keep me interested in other things, so it doesn't get too stressed out. You know. It's only trying to help ( Read more... )

Did maybe the library have problems with people stealing their staplers? Because for the last many times I've been there there has been no stabler where the weird metal cord does say a stapler should be. But today there was a stapler. A big, big stapler. And if this big new stapler really is their way of trying to stop people from taking the ( Read more... )

I just threw two pieces of toast straight from the toaster into the top shelf of the fridge door. Why? Cause after I move in with those three girls in that other suite, I'm not going to be able to throw two pieces of toast straight from the toaster into the top shelf of the fridge door. And that just makes me so sad ( Read more... )

Happy New Year everyone. I do hope you had fun doing whatever it is you do cause I didn't do anything and that was kind of boring. But I am happy, because now when I write down the date and ask myself what year it is and think, "Oh, it's 2004. No, wait. I'm always a year behind. It must be 2005." I'll actually be right ( Read more... )

I've been working on projects since I got back from break. It's so cruel. But on Wednesday I realized one of the projects was going a little faster than I had planned, and I decided I could take some of yesterday off and be lazy. But no. I just had to realize right before I got to be lazy that I had completely forgotten about a test and lots of ( Read more... )

When I was taking my longer than I slept the night before nap between my first and second class, a strange, obviously very kind, and I'm thinking possibly jolly man came and blessed my room with the ability to heat itself. Gone now are the days of going to bed in my sweater, coat, and two pairs of socks. Gone the days of walking outside and ( Read more... )